Cthulhu Rex: Bored and Lonely in Lost Carcosa

Need to pass some time but not so much time that even a "quick" session of Pathfinder is possible? Give Cthulhu Rex, Bored and Lonely in Lost Carcosa a try! Cthulhu complains to his Majordomo that he is bored (or that he forgot his mother's birthday or that he needs a film recommendation) and the Majordomo offers up their best suggestions. Will Cthulhu be pleased or will the Majordomo  be devoured by The Eldritch One?

Inspired by quick-play comedic RPGs like Jonathan Frankes Wants Your Attention and  You Must Not Give It to Him and You Are Quarantined With Adam Driver And He Is Insisting On Reading You His New Script, Cthulhu Rex goes hard into unimaginable cosmic horrors plagued by domestic responsibilities and linear time.